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Life things!

July 20, 2016 by Tracy Gaines

KelleyIt appears that the 40 year anniversary celebration at the fabulous Greenbrier for these two love birds isn’t going to happen. Therefore I can not write my “Part II” cliff-hanger adaptation of the “honey moon”, turn it into a romantic novel, and become famous! Damn it!

It’s just one of those “life things”.

HHHMMM…Life things? Isn’t it fascinating how “life things” can change everything?

On June 30th, I got a call from Lewis, my father in law. He said, Merle, my mother in law, had fallen and he needed help getting her up. When I got to their house she was on the floor and didn’t seem to be hurt, but definitely was not herself either. Gail, my sister in law, and I got home from the hospital the next morning at 3:00 am. She had a stroke. Everything changed.

On July 7th, after a quick trip to see my Dad, and of course, throwing in some time with my Lakeland girls, I get a call.  The news was that on Friday, July 1st, Neil had found a small lump on his neck.  He had a biopsy, on July 6th, and it was fine. Everything got scary, and then everything was all right again.

July 10th Kelley, Whit and Laney came to visit. Everything got happier (and a lot louder)!

July 11th Neil had his five year scan! Once we got the wonderful results that Neil is good as new and cancer free…Everything was perfect.

July 14th Graham came home from Yap. (his second visit in 2 + years) At 5:00 PM that afternoon he shared the news with us that he was getting married to Mercy, his beautiful girlfriend, and everything became exciting!

July 20th, we will meet her for the first time… everyone is anxious! Including Mercy!

My summer “novel” was going to sound something along the lines of…

Chapter 1

The summer time moves slowly. Sprinklers, Popsicle’s, and blow up swimming pools filled with naked children in the back yard during the heat of the day…lingers into lemonade, ice tea and cold beer while the family rocks to the laughter of children and tree frogs on the front porch at dusk. The heat, mosquitoes and fire flies slow the sunset down to a trickle….

Well, not exactly….let’s start over.

Chapter 1.

Taking trips …for sure…but not to the Greenbrier…trips to Dr. appointments, airports, drug stores and Publix! We are making time fly… by washing towels, making beds and picking up toys! And when it’s five o’clock some where…it’s 8:00 in the morning in Yap!

I may not be going on a trip of a life time… hey, that’s okay. I have the best story to tell. This just might be the best chapter of my life… I couldn’t be prouder of  my mother in law. She truly is an Angel, and she is getting better every day! I loved the part where Kelley and her vivacious children, Whit and Laney came home, and brought joy, laughter, and Peter Pan movies …and how about this phenomenal epilogue…Neil is well, and Graham and Mercy live happily ever after!

Screw the Greenbrier…My summer is a best seller!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Category: General, slideshowTag: angels, anxious, beautiful, change, exciting, happier, happily ever after, louder, perfect, scary

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  1. renee easley (zogorski)

    July 20, 2016 at 7:58 am

    So enjoy your blogs, girl!! Would love to see you.

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 20, 2016 at 8:26 am

      Thanks Renee! Maybe one day I’ll be able to “hang out” long enough in Lakeland to get in touch with all my Lakeland High School bff’s. Last visit to see my Dad (90 yrs old) we drove around our old neighborhood… and HE drove! So grateful he is fine, and I’m still alive!
      So glad to hear from you! I’ll be in touch for sure!

      Reply
  2. kelee

    July 20, 2016 at 8:51 am

    I love happy endings..call me a sucker! I love this story much better xoxoox

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 9:14 am

      Don’t we all love a happy story…especially from the “glass needs a refill” kinda girl!

      Reply
  3. Kelley

    July 20, 2016 at 8:56 am

    Crushin’ it again Mom! Blog writer extraordinaire!!😘😘

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 9:17 am

      Will you put this on my tombstone! (With a carving of a glass of wine)

      Reply
  4. Andrea Gilbert

    July 20, 2016 at 8:58 am

    Tracy,
    What an author you are!! So look forward to more!!! God bless!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 9:27 am

      Thank you Andrea! My English teacher may have a different opinion! (Love writing anyway)!

      Reply
  5. John Most

    July 20, 2016 at 9:00 am

    Going to Lakeland on Friday to walk around Lake Hollingsworth with my daughter and son-in-law….to show him where I grew up,my old neighborhood, Cleveland Court, excetera

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 9:29 am

      Lake Hollingsworth takes me back in time everytime! Beautiful city with the best people ever! Have fun!

      Reply
  6. Barbara Chester

    July 20, 2016 at 9:52 am

    I loved this one! Short and sweet but very poignant and emotional. Love it!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 10:03 am

      Keeping my blogs short is one thing, but “sweet”… is another. Thanks for reading!
      Y’all have a great summer and hope to see your family soon! Give those precious girls a kiss from Aunt crazy Gracy!

      Reply
  7. Lisa Aldridge

    July 20, 2016 at 9:53 am

    Gracie,
    You are the best! So blessed to be able to laugh and cry together-MOSTLY laugh!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 9:31 am

      Love a GOOD cry! (see blog…for crying out loud) BTW…Isy is the bestie!

      Reply
  8. Johnny Solesbee

    July 20, 2016 at 11:27 am

    Very nicely done! Happy to hear all those happy endings!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 9:58 am

      Johnny, I truly appreciate YOUR comments! Happy endings are the best! Hope to see the Solesbee’s soon!

      Reply
  9. Amanda "Mandy" Evans

    July 20, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    LOVE this!!! And LOVE this whole family!!!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 10:04 am

      LOVE YOU and MISS YOU!

      Reply
  10. Leigh-Anne

    July 20, 2016 at 5:41 pm

    So so sweet! I had a few tears in my eyes,… Might be the hormones,… What a fabulous summer!!!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 9:37 am

      Remind me to tell you what I “wanted” to comment back to you…(not for social media)! You will never remember THIS summer, except the part of taking two kids and a newborn to Spain.
      May not be hormones…may be CRA CRA!
      Have a wonderful time with your beautiful family.
      You are so sweet and a very lucky girl!

      Reply
  11. Cathy

    July 20, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    Seriously, u r kidding, right? You must have a ghost writer for sure😊 I got sucked right in, and damn if you are good gurl! I am relieved everyone is well!
    Xoxo ur WY wild child

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 9:56 am

      Hey Wild Child…I try to keep my ghost locked up in the attic where they belong! Every now and then I let them out, take them to the beach and have a party! Wanna go? xoxo u 2!

      Reply
  12. Karen

    July 21, 2016 at 12:50 am

    My absolute favorite blog so far. I love every “thing” about it! Beautifully and cleverly written. And so much news!! I am so glad your life things have turned out to be blessings. I love you all!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 9:40 am

      Gotta pay attention, and not let the good “things” go unnoticed or taken for granted. You may just miss out on a great “summer read”.

      Reply
  13. Pamela Kirkpatrick

    July 21, 2016 at 7:19 am

    Wonderful writing and I’m so happy about all the great news!

    Reply
    • Dana

      July 21, 2016 at 9:42 am

      Tracy I love your blog and you! Glad to hear mostly good news on your end! Dana

      Reply
      • Tracy Gaines

        July 21, 2016 at 9:51 am

        Thank you Dana. You’ve got to keep the wine glass half full!

        Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 9:46 am

      Thanks Pam. Great news for sure, and the writing is cheap therapy!

      Reply
  14. Mary

    July 21, 2016 at 9:11 am

    lLove this blog Tracy !! Keep writing those chapters cause I want to read the novel. (Miss Haley would be proud)

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 10:08 am

      You know Miss Haley would say, “It would take me ANOTHER 100 years to teach that girl how to write a novel”! I shouldn’t have skipped first period so often!
      You make me laugh…so happy to have you back “home”!

      Reply
  15. Craig Morris

    July 21, 2016 at 10:03 am

    Can’t wait for your next blog, so fun to read, your amazing Tracy!!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 10:13 am

      I got “Story telling” from Dad and “Telling stories” from my brother 🙂
      Hope to see you soon!

      Reply
      • Craig

        July 22, 2016 at 5:35 pm

        Tracy, I had lunch with your Dad a few weeks ago. And the stories were one after another for hours I could have stayed all day and listened.He is the best! And your brother, O my could he tell a story. I have many that are permanently placed in my memory bank forever. Sure do miss him..thanks Tracy you make me think of all the good times we had

        Reply
        • Tracy Gaines

          July 25, 2016 at 8:51 am

          I appreciate these comments Craig. I agree…those two were/are great talkers. I wish I could record my Dad but he won’t let me…and if I recorded Mike someone may have gotten arrested:)
          Thanks for visiting my Dad! It is so thoughtful of you and means the world to him!

          Reply
  16. Fran

    July 21, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    You’re such the talented writer! I always look forward to reading your blogs and this one even exceeded my expectations, in large part due to all of your good news! Congrats on all of the positive stuff!!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 21, 2016 at 7:39 pm

      Thanks Fran. Everyone seems to like my “nicer” blogs…what’s that about? Should I start being nice? Naa!

      Reply
      • Gilda

        July 21, 2016 at 9:50 pm

        Hell no……. Be yourself.

        Reply
        • Tracy Gaines

          July 22, 2016 at 9:29 am

          HaHaHa…I’ll divvy out the nice me occasionally!

          Reply
  17. Gilda

    July 21, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    Damn right ! Your novel is going to be so exciting! And you just got me caught up with my grandchildren in a few sentences. Is it not wonderful how our young ones bring sunshine into a gloomy space just by showing up? I so hope Merle improves everyday.Tracy,I admire your writing style but most of all,I admire you.
    On another note dear friend,I have TRIED to subscribe to your website 3 times but after entering all my info,I never get an email to confirm as stated……what gives?..

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 22, 2016 at 9:24 am

      Hi Gilda,
      Thank you so much for your kind comment! You are so right… big dose of Whit and Laney can cure the glum out of everything!
      Please check your SPAM file for your notice of the subscription. Your computer probably doesn’t recognize the source. I have had that happen before!
      Thanks again for reading my blog and I hope you get to visit the “scientist and Princess” very soon. (what I was told when I asked them “what do you want to be when you grow up”)
      xo

      Reply
  18. Charlotte jackson

    July 27, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    Throughly enjoyed that story! Keeping it real!! Sounds a lot like our Summer so far.

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 31, 2016 at 7:56 pm

      Summer is for relaxing, staying warm, and reading Garden and Guns magazine in a beach chair… NOT AARP magazines in a freezing cold Dr’s office in a metal chair!
      It’s all good! I hope you have having a healthy happy summer also!

      Reply
  19. Kim Waters

    July 30, 2016 at 10:36 am

    Love this! Can’t wait for an update.

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 31, 2016 at 7:57 pm

      Happy Birthday Kim! We will make an update happen! Hopefully you’ll be there!

      Reply
  20. Nancy

    July 31, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    Fun to catch up last night. It is easy to smile on this end of all of the drama so thankful it was all good news. I bet the Greenbriar can still happen!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      July 31, 2016 at 8:02 pm

      Last night was a perfect summer night…It always puts a smile on my face to be with friends, a view, and wine…not necessarily in that order! Would it be “tacky” to do a “girl trip” to the Greenbrier?

      Reply
  21. Gilda

    August 2, 2016 at 9:24 am

    Tracy,it is WAAAAAAAY past time for you to drive only4.5 hours to have a BOTTLE(s) of wine with me.
    Gilda

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      August 2, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      You are right Gilda! Grown up time for Grandparents!

      Reply
  22. Lisa Aldridge

    September 15, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    You have a beautiful family, now including Mercy! She’s lucked out on mother-in-laws!

    Reply
    • Tracy Gaines

      September 16, 2016 at 10:43 am

      We both have “lucked” out Lisa! Love you!

      Reply

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