Seriously U R Kidding
Heartfelt, humorous, and cynical narratives written by an almost famous blogger Tracy Gains.
Everyone has a “bucket list”, except for Jerry Sienfield. He said, on a segment of Sunday Morning, that he replaced the B with a F a long time ago. Now THAT is funny, and a list we should all be working on! I got started immediately on my bucket or f-it list…, and if it involves a swim suit…it is …
Here are some important numbers: 89, 83, 65, 60, 39, 35, 33, 30, 4, 3, 2 and 0! These are my lottery numbers. The payoff I have received from holding on to these numbers are, by far, a million times better than actually winning! These numbers are the ages of my family members, and I …
Quiting is something I am just not able to do. Since I never found “my calling”, there is not anything to quit. Not ever having a career, must be the same to me, as never having children is to Oprah. I never felt I would be good enough or could possibly love something so much …
Why in the world do southern belles believe they have the upper hand on manners just because they happened to be born in this cracker section of our great nation. This drives me crazy. Sweet tea drinkers can be a piece of work, for sure, but sorry my little magnolia’s…it’s not about geography. If you …
Recently my daughter called and asked if I could come to Charleston and keep her 4 year old and almost 2 year old for the weekend. I said, “of course”, hung up the phone and thought, oh my God, how in the hell can I do this. Gary had other commitments which meant I was …
Getting out of your comfort zone is frighting to everyone. Someone said you must do something that frightens you at least once everyday. Well I do something frightening about once a year. I can proudly say I have completed this task, with much success, for 2015! I took a blogging class! IN downtown Atanta…IN a BIG …
Shouldn’t there be rehab for people that have more than three of anything? Sometimes I am just blown away with what people are interested in. I am basically hobby free. Which may make me a boring person but it also keeps me from having to go to garden club meetings! I mean talking about seeds …
I wrote a book. Oh yes I did! I have three copies in print! My book is called ALWAYS, which was actually written for my three kids in 2003 to give them my profound advise on manners. You see, I have always hated rules, but I am firm believer in being nice…so I wrote a …
