Seriously U R Kidding
Heartfelt, humorous, and cynical narratives written by an almost famous blogger Tracy Gains.
The lazy, hazy days of summer are here! Yippee! Now what? I am just as lazy in the winter as I am in the summer. I haven’t worked in five years so I have had time to get this dallying thing down to a T, for Tracy. About the haze … we all know it’s …
Have you noticed that for at least the past decade you are constantly running into placards that are plastered on everything with philosophical advise about how to live your life? You can get straight forward life changing sentiments off a coffee mug from Cracker Barrel, or on the housewares at Crate&Barrel! I now get my …
I’m not sure I understand the difference between a “country boy” and a “redneck”, but I do know that I should have realized one or the other was going to be a big part of my life when my “soon to be” family comes driving down from Georgia (decades ago) for our wedding in central …
A few weeks ago Gary said I have a blog idea for you. Unaffected by my silence he went on to say you should write about how important it was for you to get accepted into the Junior Service League of Gainesville. This was a hilarious topic to him because he knew it was not …
One of the reasons I thought it would be a good idea to start writing a blog is because I am constantly writing letters to people (almost everyone) in my head anyway. And like most people…this commonly occurs the minute I lay my head on the pillow. It seems to me that I have …
New Year Resolutions…Lent… GUILT! I am just getting over my severe Christmas “giving and receiving” disability, and now I get slapped in the face with …it’s that time of year to become “a better you” crap. I’m suppose to be inspired (on Jan. 1st…with a minor hangover) to become a better me? I have spent …
The only thing better than growing up in the fifties and sixties would be… to be a grown up in the fifties and sixties. Back in the day…You could smoke in picture shows, beauty parlors, and in the last …
I have to say, the “season” has NEVER brought out the best in me…until this year. I know I’m horrible at making it all come together by 7:30 am December 25, with decorations, unwanted gifts and mouth watering whatever, so it sends me over the edge! I may be… NO, NO, NO… I AM, …
I want to write a blog about my sister. I find it difficult because I rarely do anything without soliciting her advise, and I’m afraid I won’t say all things I want to say with out turning this into some sicko-cheesy eulogy! ( I’m pretty sure she would talk me out of it because she …
You don’t get to be pretty. You don’t get to be smart, and you definetly don’t get to be cool. I found out early on, it wasn’t going to work out for me…I lit a cigarette in front of my Mother, when I was about 19 years old, and she BURST out laughing, and said, …
You know you have a tight knit group of girl friends when you find yourself gathered around a beautiful farm table, in Highlands,NC., enjoying a late evening meal, talking non stop with five young at heart, old college gals, and the next thing you know, the conversation suddenly diverts into becoming a personality evaluation. Only this …
I know very little about Zodiac signs… I have not had a big need for horoscope’s in my life since high school, and back then I only read a few to solve the mysteries of my love life, or more precisely to determine if my boyfriend was going to “ask me out”. (Astrology turned out …
