Everyone has a “bucket list”, except for Jerry Sienfield. He said, on a segment of Sunday Morning, that he replaced the B with a F a long time ago. Now THAT is funny, and a list we should all be working on!
I got started immediately on my bucket or f-it list…, and if it involves a swim suit…it is on my F list!
At what age is it not cool to hang out in bars? Happy Hour…is cool, but if you find yourself, in a dark bar, with other lonely souls, on a Tuesday afternoon…sorry…you are no longer a “partier“, I believe, at this age, it’s called an alcoholic!
F-it …last call…let’s get a martini!
Dancing in public…which list? This stays on the bucket list! “Dance like no one is watching“, because by the time you are 60… NO ONE IS, I promise! I left a “wrap” in a dance club about a year ago. There is so much wrong with this on every level…key word being …”WRAP” not “RAP”!
If you are “wearing a wrap“, OMG, and “think you can dance“…
F- it…GO HOME!
Another bizarre behavior for the list…is the “need to talk“!
I’m talking to strangers everywhere! Have you noticed, the older you get, you just start talking to any random person, standing within 5 feet from you, at a Chic Fil A? So weird…I am now that annoying person, that will walk up to Mom’s, at Target, to inform them that they MUST appreciate these “special years” while their bratty little kids are kicking, and screaming! I hate THAT , and now, I am THAT!
Fair or not! Life is short…so no more cut offs, strapless dresses, or stiletto’s, (even worse…cowboy boots) and stop chewing gum in public. People are staring! Aww …F – IT!